Rob's latest blog-related obsession is combing through his referrer logs to see what strange searches have brought people to his website, so in a fit of enthusiastic procrastination this evening, I thought I'd take a look at mine.

Those of you who have ended up here because you were looking for the song from the new Kia car commercial, the busty Asian porn star Kia or her co-star Peter North, "penetrable gaze" lingerie, a Doors song called "Like My Fire" (light, it's light), pictures of hammer toes, Volkswagen camper horror stories, where to find Eggo waffles in San Jose, or, god forbid, Jimmy Stewart handsoap, I'm sorry. This must be terribly disappointing for you.