Johnny Kimble is the patron saint of chain-smoking, cocky house DJs, hung-over Saturday morning kitchen help, and two-pills-to-pass-out insomniacs. Light a candle for Saint Johnny. Pray for guidance on attracting madly adoring throngs of women and advice on the art of getting people who don't dance moving on the dance floor. Pray for matching beats after 10 beers and a tryst in the storage closet between records. Maybe you will reach Enlightenment. Maybe you will wake up under a stranger's couch with a very large Englishman. Either way, you'll have a good story. He always did.