Hungry? How about a nice big ice cream sundae? No? Want some birthday cake instead?

I shot a lot of really disgusting food last weekend. Thank you, Daniel Bremmer, for making me a part of your sick advertising assignment. That, and not saying anything when I put the Le Tigre CD on repeat for 4 hours.

If you had told me two years ago that I'd be spending my Fridays making ice cream out of mashed potatoes and chopping fish in half with a really obscenely dull knife thus spewing blood and fish intestine all over the sink, sending all vegetarians in the immediate vicinity running for the bathroom, hands clasped over their mouths, well, I think I'd say something like this: "ha ha ha, you are surely joking, I only do portraiture!"

Maybe I should go back to doing portraiture. That, or invest in a food stylist.