You may recall a couple weeks back I was bitching about a perfume bottle from hell. I finally got around to scanning it - it's actually a cologne bottle. There are more white cards and silver cards and black cards propped up around this thing than you will ever know, and each of them was accidentally knocked over at least twice during the shoot.

I also felt guilty going to Nordstrom to buy and return this. They're so nice and helpful and let me "sample" about 12 different bottles before I settled on this one, knowing that even though it smells lovely I can't afford to keep it. Returning stuff to a big bin at the return counter at Target where I have to take a number and stand in line to talk to a cracked-out bored employee who couldn't care less is one thing, but returning a $60 bottle of cologne to a nice man in a suit who thanked me and offered me even more free samples made me feel kinda weird.

So yeah, help me redeem my karma, go buy something at Nordies.