April 13, 2003
FAQ

Q: I like your photos! I'm getting married in a few months, will you be my wedding photographer?
A: No.

Q: I like your photos! I'm in a band. Can we use your photo for free on the cover of our demo?
A: No.

Q: I like your photos! I'm an actor and I need free headshots. Would you like to photograph me?
A: No.

Q: I like your web design! I have a business and I want a website. I have clip art all picked out and everything!
A: No.

Q: I like your drawings. Will you do a drawing of my wife/Dungeons and Dragons character/dog?
A: No.

Q: I saw that thing you wrote about mutant toes. I have mutant toes! Do you know about any mutant toe support groups?
A: No.

Q: I like those pictures of you. Will you be my special internet friend?
A: No.

Posted by kia at April 13, 2003 02:11 PM
Comments

your web site is so tidy, and clean. will you be mine forever?

Posted by: mr. long on April 14, 2003 07:54 AM

You can't be anyone else's special internet friend! You're already mine!

Posted by: beca on April 15, 2003 09:17 AM

I love your photos! Will you photograph all my fashion shoots?

Posted by: heather on April 15, 2003 04:49 PM
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