I have comlaints to make.

1. Highway cops SUCK! Last week I was totally innocent and harassed by a horrible WHITE VAN. You know how awful those white vans are. Nothing good goes on in a white van. Apparently maybe I accidentally cut off this white van? Honestly I really don't know. Anyway next thing I know the white van is cutting me off, trying to run me off the highway. I changed lanes to get away from him. EVIL cop pulls us BOTH OVER. And we both get speeding tickets. I HATE HIGHWAY 101 AND I HATE HIGHWAY COPS. From now on I am only taking 280. That will show them!!

2. Stanford pisses me off. They want me to raise money from all the rich people I know, and they are forcing me to pay $5000 to Stanford for the privilege, since obviously rich people will never donate to Stanford unless the broke shmo who is dummy enough to be suckered into the fundraising committee and totally can't afford the $5000 to give to Stanford gives a far larger proportionate gift to Stanford than the rich person gives. WHAT ARE THEY HIGH? I can raise money from the rich Stanford grads I know without giving a dime myself. But they are insisting that I pay $5000 to raise the money, which would come directly, ironically, from the fund that we are trying to save up TO SEND OUR DAUGHTER TO COLLEGE so can't they just wait until they accept Elan to Stanford and take the money then? SHEESH!!!

3. My only pair of decent jeans ripped today. WAH.

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