The prior-art-o-matic one-ups googleisms, any day.
meriko is a headband that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko, quacks like a duck and connects to the Internet.
shock is an ornately-engraved sphere that revolves and uses the Amazon API.
borogove is a TV remote control that kills all known germs dead! It swears.
un bon vin blanc is a featureless cube! It may cause drowsiness!
(With the frequency of my postings here these days, this one seems true!)