jD makes me so happy:

tapeworm: or better yet, leave a meriko-dress in the center of the
tapeworm: living room, place some jewelry, shoes, and a meriko-wig on
tapeworm: it, then paint a crop circle around it
tapeworm: they'll think you've been ABDUCTED
tapeworm: and the crop circle will let htem know it was aliens, not
tapeworm: kidnappers
tapeworm: so they won't have to worry so.
mo: nothing you can do about aliens
tapeworm: except call weekly world news
tapeworm: though meriko is on WWN quite often, so it could get kinda
tapeworm: suspicious
tapeworm: "SF Woman Sees Nyarlathotep In Creme Brulee!"