For the past couple of weeks, we've been getting bursts of excessively high latency out to the network. It takes as long as 8 seconds for the gateway machine, the first host on Pacbell's side of the DSL, to turn pings around to us. It's not dropping a lot of packets, it's just taking its sweet time with them.
When examining a graph of the latency at a fairly high resolution, I can see a pattern, a 6-to-8-second cycle where it jumps up past 5000ms delay then quickly ramps down to a more reasonable delay. That's the response to a series of pings sent at one-second intervals, so when you think about it that means it's holding all the pings it receives for a few seconds, then responding to them all at once. When graphed, it's a pretty high-quality "down sawtooth": |\|\|\|\|\
You see where this is going, right? What does it sound like if I take the latency graph, DC-filter it, and play it as audio, time compressing about 3600:1 (1 hour = 1 second) to shift it into an audible frequency?
I'll let you know.
Geez, I'm getting senile. The title of this entry should have been "shut up and eat your goddamn lemons."
Posted by: russell on October 13, 2002 04:25 PMi hate you. pansy.
Posted by: cheese sauce on March 18, 2003 10:39 AMi still hate you. hag.
Posted by: cheese sauce on March 18, 2003 10:40 AMminus hag, plus wench.
Posted by: cheese sauce on March 18, 2003 10:40 AMYeah, whatever.
Posted by: russell on March 28, 2003 12:44 PM